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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Vivilore22/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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religion of evolution

Sat Oct 24, 2009, 3:32 AM
Why do atheists accept the false religion of evolution, when it is constantly proven wrong?
The latest 'missing link' was proven to be W R O N G.
Let me get this straight:
a). For some unknown reason, and by some unknown force, a clump of matter exploded 15 billion years ago and created the universe as we know it.
b). After billions of years, lo and behold, random clumps of plasma began to form, making the beginnings of planets and stars, and it was good.
c). lo, the Earth, by blessed random chance, hath evolved at the perfect distance from the sun, and life did spring forth, and it was good.
d). and on the billionth year, random life forms began to appear in the oceans, and evolution blessed it, and saw it was good.
e). These life forms, through blessed random chance, began to form on their own, did not like water, and hence removed themselves from it, and crawled upon land, and it was good.
f). One life form brought forth song upon the Earth, and croaked (later to be called frog).
g). Evolution looked upon the frog and saw it was good, and said, let the frog bring forth, through billions of years of chance, people, and let them populate the Earth.
h). And evolution kissed the frog, and the frog became the prince of the human race.
Moral of the story:
EVOLUTION; A LITERAL FROG-TO-PRINCE FAIRY TALE

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